The Economy Is So Bad That…..

    • I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
    • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
    • Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
    • I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
    • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
    • A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
    • I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
    • I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
    • Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.
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