Archive for July, 2011

Photography laws

You are not Ansel Adams Neither are you Herb Ritz Automatic Cameras – Aren’t Auto Focus – won’t If you can’t remember, you left the film at home No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting When in doubt, motor out If a photo shoot goes too smoothly, then the lab will [...]

Lowe laws

All the good ones are taken. If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. Money [...]