Epic Jokes

Finding four cans of yams that you bought last year at the back of the pantry. Or was it the year before, or the year before that, etc.? . It used to be about the Pilgrims coming together to invite their native guests for a grateful meal. Now it’s a grateful family coming together to [...]

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON 5. One hand [...]

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. ‘What was that for?’ he asks. ‘That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,’ she replies. ‘Two weeks ago when [...]

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Arizona. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, [...]

Mom Died – A Blonde’s Tragedy A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, "What’s the matter?" She Was So Blonde It’s not just your momma who’s got to worry about these jokes, even blonde’s arent safe (when were they?) anymore. [...]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the east and says that the shore is about 20 miles away. She swims out 10 miles, but gets tired and drowns. The brunette also looks to the east, figures the distance to shore is about 20 miles, and [...]

It’s hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife. A wolf passes by. – Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing? – I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear. – ??? A vixen passes by. – Rabbit, rabbit, what are [...]

I n a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware [...]