Archive for November, 2010

Dumb lottery winner

Dumb man buys a $1 lottery ticket and to his astonishment wins the $3 million jackpot. He calls up the hotline to arrange collecting the money. He says to the man on the phone ‘ how soon will i get my money?’ The man replies ‘ i am sorry we are having a few financial [...]

How to Stay Awake in Boring Meetings

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here’s a way to change all of that. 1. Before (or during) the next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good size. Divide the card [...]

Sleepy Mary

Mary Brown was always sleeping. Everywhere. The Wal-Mart, Home, Movies, and at Sunday School. So One Day Mary was sitting next to a boy called Johnny in her Sunday School Class. As Usual she was sleeping. The teacher, Mrs FrankStein asked a question. ‘ Who created Adam and Eve?’ Johnny got out pin and poked [...]