Archive for October, 2010

Marriage Seminars

At St. Peters Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husbands marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these [...]

Tough Life

A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar." So the cucumber says, "yeah, you think that is bad, whenever I get big, fat [...]

Smart Blonde

Setup: A middle-aged lawyer and an attractive blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from New York to London. The blonde is trying to get a little sleep, while the lawyer is vainly attempting to impress the blonde with his wit and intelligence. The blonde ignores the lawyer until he [...]

Your Mom’s History of the Internet

June 2nd 1994: The internet is invented a.k.a. she gets a free disc in the mail from AOL July 1994: Discovers "Phil Collins Phans" chatroom September 1994 – February 1995: Narrowly avoids bringing misfortune upon her family by forwarding all 8,947 chain emails to the same 9 friends July 28th 1995: "The Net" starring Sandra [...]

Daughter’s birthday present

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have, [...]