A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers entered the diner. One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and the third wolfed [...]
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very [...]
"If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "The answer to this last question will determine [...]
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes. Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Dogs and cats instinctively [...]
LAW 1 – No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2 – Your best round of golf will [...]
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male [...]
1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse b) After [...]
Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. Let’s get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it’s red. We may even stop when it’s yellow. It’s called a ‘gravel road’. I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to [...]
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